I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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