did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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