I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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