Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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