Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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