we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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