She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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