I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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