What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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