dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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