Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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