genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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