lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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