omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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