No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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