Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize