Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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