i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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