? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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