I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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