Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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