When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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