Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Come see our sink grown plant.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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