Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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