So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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