i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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