i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We left the knife in your bed.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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