i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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