Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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