just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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