i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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