Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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