just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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