i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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