We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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