Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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