You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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