NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
This house was built for laser tag.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.