bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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