You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk