how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....