so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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