I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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