I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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