im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
