So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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