Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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