Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
too bad you live with your parents still
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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