with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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