Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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