TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Randomize
