Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a hot homeless man
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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