He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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