Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You just made me feel so damn special
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
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Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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