How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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