M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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