i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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