he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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