I CAN MOONWALK!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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