i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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