We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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