i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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