We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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